MY FRIEND KEEPS USING COMMAS RANDOMLY IN THE MIDDLE OF SENTENCES AND IT IS ALWAYS INCORRECT AND I AM SO ANGRY THIS IS LIKE BASIC GRAMMAR
Tom I’m gonna kill you…
what if Jesus had a middle name
and it was something really lame, like Harold.
"JESUS HAROLD CHRIST. COME HERE THIS INSTANT AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM."
"But MOOOMMM I’m healing a blind man!"
"DON’T MAKE ME GET YOUR FATHER"
Please be kidding.
whoever blocked out that girl’s credit card info
"The scientists found out that pluto dont exist"
I sigh for humanity
And no one had the courage to tell them their mistakes…