"why isnt your homework done?"
"why didnt you clean your room?"
"why were you late to work?"
"why did you kill your family?"
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus
"girls dress too revealing now days" says the teenaged boy with his pants pulled down to his knees and muscle shirt so big you can see his nipnops
i was looking through my old facebook statuses and i stumbled upon this
dear 2010 me
the future is now
when you try your best but you don’t succeed.
I LITERALLY STARTING SINGING THIS SONG AS IM LOOKING THROUGH THE PHOTO SET
The real struggle of life. Admit it, we’ve all felt this way at one point
this thanksgiving I’m thankful for george lopez’s role in shark boy and lava girl
You’re not that scary.
Well, here’s a picture of your grandma’s feet!
Oh, darn it!
you know you’ve seen that show too many times when you read all that in their voices.